This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.
Life with a Two-Year-Old
Sep
22
2011
It’s always interesting raising Gamma. See for yourself:
I’m Not That Old
Gamma: Open your mouth.
Me: Okay…
Gamma, looking: There’s a spider web in there!
Where’s the Party?
Me: Do I want to know why there’s popcorn on the bathroom floor?
Wife: I don’t know. And pretzels too.
Mr. Contrarian
Gamma: No go home! No go home!
Me: Gamma, we are home.
Pause…
Gamma: No go bye-bye!
They hatch adders’ eggs and weave the spider’s web; He who eats of their eggs dies, And from that which is crushed a snake breaks forth.
Isaiah 59:5
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:46 am and has been carefully placed in the Conversations category.
September 22nd, 2011 at 9:14 pm
At least he likes being home!