New Polar Express Movie
Dec
8
2011
Unbeknownst to the general public, Warner Brothers is releasing a sequel to the popular holiday movie, The Polar Express.
I have, thanks to an unnamed source, obtained the title and the cover artwork, and I am sharing those with you today.
But first, here are some of the reviews from the screenings
- “I loved it!” – Seattle Sun-Times
- “One of the worst movies ever” – Seattle Sun-Times
- “Definitely go see this movie” – Atlanta Tribune
- “A horrible movie” – Atlanta Tribune
- “One thumb up and one thumb down” – Siskel & Ebert
Yes, I know it’s no longer Siskel & Ebert, but I can’t remember the new guy’s name offhand.
from the same mouth come both blessing and cursing. My brethren, these things ought not to be this way.
James 3:10




This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:34 am and has been carefully placed in the Humor category.
December 9th, 2011 at 11:54 pm
You did a great job with that image. Looks like a real movie poster.
December 10th, 2011 at 3:52 am
WHAT!! so good. I recently made a card and I drew a bunch of candles on the front. I then drew a small Jewish candelabra (with 7 candles on it.) in the middle. One of those candles said: I fee like a menorahty…
December 10th, 2011 at 10:29 am
Thanks for the compliments. All it took was a bit of copy/paste from the real movie poster.