This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.
Lollipop Ward
Apr
19
2012
As the saying goes: “There’s a lollipop born every minute.”
The midwives said to Pharaoh, “Because the Hebrew women are not as the Egyptian women; for they are vigorous and give birth before the midwife can get to them.”
Exodus 1:19
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:45 am and has been carefully placed in the Humor category.
April 19th, 2012 at 10:31 am
This explains why they are so much cheaper than human babies. The stay is shorter.
April 19th, 2012 at 12:01 pm
And the delivery process is easier – just pull on the cellophane.
April 19th, 2012 at 4:06 pm
Your best one yet.