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Slices of American Cheese
Jul
3
2012
This is what the grocery store sells as American cheese:
But it’s not, really. It’s ORANGE. When you think of things that are American, how far down the list does anything orange appear?
Still thinking?
I put together some examples of what real American cheese is.
First, American cheese should be red, white, and blue. Not orange.
But that might seem a little improper, to be eating the flag. That’s probably not the best way to treat Old Glory. So here is something else American instead.
Not appetizing either? A greenish hue on cheese might not be the best color, unless you want to disguise mold. How about putting something American and edible on the cheese?
Who cares if they’re protected or endangered or whatever… Eagle might be tasty.
Maybe I couldn’t entice you with any of those options. But I do have one more example – all 3 things together:
If you do not like that slice of cheese, then you are not a good American.
Bring also these ten cuts of cheese to the commander of their thousand, and look into the welfare of your brothers, and bring back news of them.
1 Samuel 17:18
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:47 am and has been carefully placed in the Food category.
July 4th, 2012 at 12:15 pm
I love your cheesy posts.