This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.
Maybe Rae Jepsen
Aug
23
2012
Transcript:
Late-show host: Ladies and gentlemen … Miss Jepsen!
Carly Rae Jepsen: “Miss Jepsen” sounds too formal.
Late-show host: Can I call you Maybe?
I thought the comic could use another panel, but I decided to give the options here instead. What should Carly Rae Jepsen’s response be?
- No, but you can call me a taxi.
- Sure, just don’t call me late for dinner.
- I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.
- Good night Gracie.
Any other good lines?
Then the commander of the officials assigned new names to them; and to Daniel he assigned the name Belteshazzar, to Hananiah Shadrach, to Mishael Meshach and to Azariah Abed-nego.
Daniel 1:7
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:46 am and has been carefully placed in the Humor category.
August 24th, 2012 at 7:29 am
No, Mr. Letterman. You’re kinda creepy.
August 24th, 2012 at 11:21 pm
That’s just supposed to be a generic late-show host. Any resemblance to any person, living or dead, is purely intentional.