Re-elect Corn

Nov

5

2013

I’ve been wondering what would happen if corn stalks could run for office:

re-election campaign for a corn stalk, for 4 more ears instead of of 4 more years

Four more ears! Four more ears!

And then He will send forth the angels, and will gather together His elect from the four winds, from the farthest end of the earth to the farthest end of heaven.

Mark 13:27

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2 Responses to “Re-elect Corn”

  1. Ricky Anderson Says:
    November 5th, 2013 at 11:24 am

    I’d be careful electing him. Insert popcorn related temper joke here.

  2. Some Guy Says:
    November 5th, 2013 at 12:46 pm

    Aw, shucks.

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