iMicrowave
May
18
2017
I think the current Apple CEO should commission a microwave before he leaves the company, whenever that may be. There is a golden opportunity there.
For example, here is the control panel of a normal microwave.
And here is the control panel of an Apple microwave.
No, I did not change just the logo.
I have no suggestions right now as to what that first button would do, but it would be a way for Mr. Cook to cement his name to remain in the product after he’s gone.
Take the ram for the ordination and cook the meat in a sacred place.
Exodus 29:31




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