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All-Haiku Bowl Predictions, 2019
Dec
18
2019
Based on the popularity existence of last year’s article predicting bowl games in haiku form, I present to you this year’s all-haiku bowl game predictions. Still America’s only all-haiku college football bowl game predictions.
These are listed in order of date (earliest first). Some picks are whom I think will win, and some picks are whom I want to win. I’ll leave it to you, the reader, to decide which is which.
Dec. 20th
The teams are leaving
the country but they are not
leaving their time zone
Buffalo over Charlotte
Frisco Bowl
I always forget
this game is in Texas, not
in San Francisco.
Utah St. over Kent St.
Dec. 21st
What did this bowl game
do to lose their first place spot?
Better luck next year.
CMU over SDSU
Cure Bowl
It’s too bad that the
Liberty Flames couldn’t go to
the Liberty Bowl
Georgia So. over Liberty
Boca Raton Bowl
These teams have many
syllables – I’m calling it
the TLA Bowl
FAU over SMU
Camellia Bowl
I’m not going to fall
into their trap of looking
up “Camellia”
Arkansas St. over FIU
Las Vegas Bowl
This bowl game has the
largest disparity of
the teams’ records
BSU over Washington
New Orleans Bowl
I know better as
a Michigan fan than to
pick against App. St.
App St. over UAB
Dec. 21st
I’m not going to fall
into their trap of looking
up “Gasparilla”
UCF over Marshall
Dec. 24th
The Hawaii Bowl
is not a real bowl game but
just a vacation
Hawaii over BYU
Dec. 23rd
Independence Bowl
should pick teams without conference
affiliations
Miami FL over La. Tech
Quick Lane Bowl
EMU with a
good record is not that great.
Six and six is bad
Pitt over EMU
Dec. 27th
Neither this nor the
other military bowl
have armed forces schools
UNC over Temple
Pinstripe Bowl
If only the teams
in this bowl game had to use
pinstripe uniforms
Wake Forest over Michigan St.
Texas Bowl
This is the 6th year
in a row this game has had
a team from Texas
Ok. St. over Texas AM
Holiday Bowl
Why do they call it
Holiday Bowl when it’s not
on a holiday?
Iowa over USC
Cheez-It
From what I can tell
the players’ gift packages
don’t include Cheez-Its
Air Force over Washington St.
Dec. 27th
Notre Dame started
out so strong yet they are in
the Camping World Bowl
Iowa St. over ND
Cotton Bowl
So Memphis can lose
the game and have a better
record than Penn State
Penn St. over Memphis
Peach Bowl
The Tigers can’t play
the Tigers first so they’ll play
the Sooners instead
LSU over Oklahoma
Dec. 28th
I’m picking Clemson
here so that the final game
will be all Tigers
Clemson over Ohio St.
Dec. 30th
The TLA Bowl
name is taken so this is
the Western U bowl
WMU over WKU
Music City Bowl
This is the last year
being sponsored by Franklin:
It’s the Lame Duck Bowl
Mississippi St. over Louisville
Dec. 30th
Will you look at that?
The Redbox Bowl actually
survived to this year
Cal over Illinois
Orange Bowl
They selected two
teams with orange in their colors –
just not Syracuse
Florida over Virginia
Alamo Bowl
I would not mind if
Texas won, but their program
has been in a mess.
Utah over Texas
Belk Bowl
All these years I’ve been
confusing Belk of Belk Bowl
with Belkin cables
VT over Kentucky
Sun Bowl
The Sun Devils have
a natural advantage
in the Sun Bowl game
Arizona St. over FSU
Dec. 31st
Why didn’t this bowl
pick the Liberty Flames since
they have the same name?
KSU over Navy
Arizona Bowl
We don’t often get
the opportunity to
cheer for Wyoming
Wyoming over Georgia St.
Jan. 1st
I’ll be cheering for
Michigan but I think they
won’t actually win.
Alabama over Michigan
Outback Bowl
I’ll be cheering for
the Gophers but I think they
won’t actually win.
Auburn over Minnesota
Rose Bowl
I think this will be
one of the good games this year –
just like usual
Wisconsin over Oregon
Sugar Bowl
Two teams that were their
conferences’ runners-up.
Consolation bowl.
Georgia over Baylor
Jan. 2nd
This bowl game needs to
decide where in the lineup
it wants to be played.
Cincinnati over BC
Gator Bowl
The Vols and Hoosiers
My how the tables have turned
although not by much
Indiana over Tennessee
Jan. 3rd
What’s with these bowl games
not maintaining their order?
Move this one up front.
Nevada over Ohio
Jan. 4th
Neither this nor the
other military bowl
have armed forces schools
Southern Miss over Tulane
Jan. 6th
There are a lot more
teams from Louisiana
than I expected
Louisiana over Miami OH
Jan. 13th
This pick will not be
worth much if I got both the
semifinals wrong.
Clemson over LSU
And that’s it for this year’s BCS and non-BCS bowl game predictions. Tune in later, about the second week of January, for the results show.
The fourth angel poured out his bowl upon the sun, and it was given to it to scorch men with fire.
Revelation 16:8
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 11:04 pm and has been carefully placed in the Sports category.
