This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.
Helpful Pet
May
12
2011
Some of you may recall that my wife and I like things that are no- or low-maintenance. That’s why I sold my lawn mower and pay the neighbor to mow my lawn.
There is an easier solution: have someone else do all the maintenance work.
Normally, that would entail hiring a handyman or some service. But it turns out that’s not necessary. There is a special breed of pet (a cat of course, because cats are better than dogs) that will handle all the work for you.
And you can get this pet at Costco.
Don’t believe me? Here’s a picture I took at our Costco:
It clearly says “Maintenance Cat”.
It also says “Super Premium”. Maybe the normal variety of maintenance cat is somewhat lazy and does sloppy work.
Just don’t view the full-size version to see the context.
then hear in heaven their prayer and their supplication, and maintain their cause.
1 Kings 8:45
