Archive for August 30th, 2012

New Cheerleader

In a little-publicized press release, the NFL announced that teams who currently do not have cheerleading squads will be supplied with cheerleaders from the Recording Industry Association of America.

comic of Lady Gaga cheering for a football game, accompanied by Ryan Seacrest

Transcript:
Cheerleader (offscreen): Rah! Rah! Sis-boom-bah!
Cheerleader (offscreen): Rah! Rah! Sis-boom-bah!
Lady Gaga (on a football field): Rah! Rah! Sis-boom-bah!
Lady Gaga: Caught in a bad romance
Ryan Seacrest: Looks like they went
Ryan Seacrest: Three and … OUT!

Would He not let my few days alone?
Withdraw from me that I may have a little cheer

Job 10:20