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Cycling Update

Jan

17

2013

Inspired by Lance Armstrong’s news from a couple days ago, I have updated the list of the last several years of cycling world champions.

  • 2011
    • 1st: —
    • 2nd: —
    • 3rd: —
  • 2010
    • 1st: —
    • 2nd: —
    • 3rd: —
  • 2009
    • 1st: —
    • 2nd: —
    • 3rd: —
  • 2008
    • 1st: —
    • 2nd: —
    • 3rd: —
  • 2007
    • 1st: —
    • 2nd: —
    • 3rd: —
  • 2006
    • 1st: —
    • 2nd: —
    • 3rd: —
  • 2005
    • 1st: —
    • 2nd: —
    • 3rd: —
  • 2004
    • 1st: —
    • 2nd: —
    • 3rd: —
  • 2003
    • 1st: —
    • 2nd: —
    • 3rd: —
  • 2002
    • 1st: —
    • 2nd: —
    • 3rd: —
  • 2001
    • 1st: —
    • 2nd: —
    • 3rd: —
  • 2000
    • 1st: —
    • 2nd: —
    • 3rd: —
  • 1999
    • 1st: —
    • 2nd: —
    • 3rd: —
  • 1998
    • 1st: —
    • 2nd: —
    • 3rd: —
  • 1997
    • 1st: —
    • 2nd: —
    • 3rd: —
  • 1996
    • 1st: —
    • 2nd: —
    • 3rd: —
  • 1995
    • 1st: —
    • 2nd: —
    • 3rd: —
  • 1994
    • 1st: —
    • 2nd: —
    • 3rd: —
  • 1993
    • 1st: —
    • 2nd: —
    • 3rd: —

It seems that every winner is eventually accused of doping or otherwise using performance-enhancing drugs, so this is what the list of champions should look like. The cycling world can save some time by immediately stripping the next winner of his title, right after after they award it to him.

May they be blotted out of the book of life
And may they not be recorded with the righteous.

Psalm 69:28

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