Insult a Stranger Day
Aug
19
2014
Welcome to the first annual National Insult a Stranger Day.
To celebrate this day, you need to find someone you don’t know, discover his take on any given topic, then insult him for having that opinion.
Or insult him for existing.
Or because you don’t like his name.
“But wait!” you may say. “Isn’t that just a normal day on the internet?”
Yes, yes it is.
And that is kind of my point – to show the need for a National Be Nice to Someone on the Internet Day.
Although I’m not sure if the official day of observance is August 20 or March 4. Maybe it could be both?
(Bonus points if your first thought was “It should be every day.”)
These ten times you have insulted me; You are not ashamed to wrong me.
Job 19:3