Archive for August 26th, 2014

Targeted Marketing

I see a very ripe marketing opportunity for a certain retailer.

Target should start sponsoring local road signs:

image of the Target logo in the middle of a sign for a roundabout

Of course, the landscaping in the middle of the roundabout would have to be modified too:

image of the Target logo in the middle of a roundabout circle, overhead view

I’m sure whichever part of the government that handles road signs would be glad to accept sponsorship dollars.

Any other stores or corporations that would be a good fit for a road sign?

He caused me to pass among them round about, and behold, there were very many on the surface of the valley; and lo, they were very dry.

Ezekiel 37:2