Archive for October 4th, 2023

Stefani’s Store

This one is about 19 years late, but I didn’t see that anyone’s done this yet, so here it is.

If Gwen Stefani ever needs an idea for a store, she should open a Jewish bread store.

image of Gwen Stefani's challah back bread store, not hollaback

And, of course, all sales to females are final.

Because …

you can’t take that challah back, girl.

When I break your staff of bread, ten women will bake your bread in one oven, and they will bring back your bread in rationed amounts, so that you will eat and not be satisfied.

Leviticus 26:26