The 5 Hows: The Chameleon

This is a guide for how to play the game The Chameleon. This game is simple in concept but after playing it I found that it is difficult to play, in that it’s quite nuanced and you need the whole group of people to have the same level of nuance. You can certainly play regardless, but to play correctly takes some practice. Without that, you can still play and it might be funnier than normal, which might be what you’re looking for. There’s a difference between playing a game right and having fun with it. This game isn’t easy to play right but it is easy to have fun with, if any of that made sense.

1. How do I win?
By blending in well with the others.

2. How do I blend in?
By being able to guess the secret word that everyone but you knows.

3. How does everyone else know the secret word if it is secret?
At the beginning of the round, cards are dealt face down so that everyone gets one card. The front of the card has the secret decoder key, except one card. If you get the one blank card then you are the chameleon. Everyone else gets matching decoder keys so they all know to find the word.

4. How do they find the word?
There is one card that goes face up in the middle of the table and that is the word card. There are different word cards, and it lists the theme and then a bunch of words related to that theme. The secret word is one of those words, and the decoder key tells everyone which specific word it is. Your job as chameleon is to guess which word on your turn it is based on the vague clues that everyone else is giving, and you do that by giving your own vague clue so that no one else would know you’re the chameleon.

5. How do I guess the word if I happen to be the first person to give a clue but I’m the chameleon that round?
That’s a tough one – you’ll just have to guess well and give a clue that’s vague enough to cover some of the bases but not so vague that people know that you don’t know the word. At the end of the round people will vote for who they think the chameleon is, but there’s usually a lot of chatter before that and you’ll get a feeling for how well (or how poorly) you’ve done.

We played it and everyone seemed to have fun, even though my poker face is so bad that people knew I was the chameleon as soon as I was dealt my card.

There, now go play The Chameleon.

So the prophet departed and waited for the king by the road, and disguised himself with a bandage over his eyes.

1 Kings 20:38

CEO’s Lament

Due to a convergence of topics in my life one day, I happened to be inspired to put this together.

image of the Empty Chairs at Empty Tables song but with a CEO singing how he misses employees working in the office

Transcript:
There’s a grief that can’t be spoken
There’s a pain goes on and on
Empty chairs at empty tables
Employees now work from home

Here they talked of parts production
Here it was they booked their time
Here they sang about RTO
But RTO never came

From the office in the corner
They could see a world reborn
And they rose with Zoom calls ringing
I can see them now
The very roads that they had driv’n
Became their last commuting
To the lonely parking lot, at dawn

Oh my friends my friends don’t ask me
What this office space is for
Empty chairs at empty tables
Where people will work no more

Then Jonathan said to him, “Tomorrow is the new moon, and you will be missed since your seat will be empty.”

1 Samuel 20:18

Winter Book Thingy 2025

Here are some more mini reviews of books. I’m going in order of when I read them.

First up: Simon Thorn Series by Aimee Carter

image of the Simon Thorn and the Wolf's Den book by Aimee Carter

This was a good book, but I recommend against reading it, unless you read German. Because it is a 5-book series, but only books 1-3 are in English. I read book 1 then book 2 and liked them. We have book 3 but it was while reading book 2 that I realized I could not get books 4 and 5, so I didn’t bother reading book 3 because then I would have been farther into the story. So I decided to cut my losses.

If you do read the first book, which is the Wolf’s Den, then just stop at that because you get enough to appreciate the story. Save books 2-3 until books 4-5 come out. Or learn German.

Next up: In the Blink of a Screen by Terry Pratchett

image of the In the Blibk of a Screen book by Terry Pratchett

I was wondering what Terry Pratchett book to start with to introduce me to his writing, when I saw this book at our library. It’s a collection of short stories, so I figured that was a good way to dip my toes in the water.

For the most part, the stories were engaging and not objectionable. I do remember thinking that one or two of them were inappropriate, but I don’t remember any details of what or why at this time, so maybe they weren’t that bad.

Next up: Kaiju Preservation Society by John Scalzi

image of the Kaiju Preservation Society book by John Scalzi

Our library website shows recommended books to its patrons. I’m not sure if it is personalized based on your reading history, or if it’s just whoever paid to have their books promoted, or just randomized. But we got a thing touting the book Starter Villain by John Scalzi. It looking interesting enough that I looked into John Scalzi a tiny bit, and people seemed to prefer his earlier book Kaiju Preservation Society better, so I thought I’d start with that.

The book had an interesting premise and clever writing and a good story. Everything you would want in a book.

Except it was full of foul language and the characters seemed to have come from a DEI checklist. It wouldn’t have been so bad except the one person who was a “they” but I didn’t realize it so I read a whole chapter thinking it was about a group of people but no, the “they” was one person, so I had to re-read that chapter and then pay extra attention in subsequent chapters.

Anyway, the very many bad words is the reason I recommend against this book. And then I looked up John Scalzi’s other work, and some of the reviews mention the language. Normally sci-fi writers seem to avoid a lot of objectionable content, but that is apparently Scalzi’s calling card that he wants to be known for so, as best I can tell, all his books have foul language and so I will not be reading anything else by him. I returned Starter Villain to the library unopened.

What would be good is if we could get like the TBS or USA Network version of this book. They are famous for editing out bad words when they broadcast a movie – making the movie more family-friendly when they air it. Someone should do that for Scalzi’s work. He might disagree, but I don’t think the story would be harmed at all by replacing bad words with milder words.

Last up: I’m Afraid You’ve Got Dragons by Peter S. Beagle

image of the I'm Afraid You've Got Dragons book by Peter S. Beagle

This one I think I saw in a review by World Magazine. I wish they would have a section on their website with all the books they’ve reviewed. With not much to go on and never hearing of Peter S. Beagle before, I just jumped in.

It was a good story and was very entertaining. My only complaint is that just before the end of the book, he had to put one bad word in there. There was nothing foul before then, and it seemed out of character for the book. Like she could have used the word “dung” instead and that would have fit better, to me. It’s like how for some reason the ratings people decided a PG-13 movie could have one F-word and still be PG-13. How does that make sense – if the word is bad then it’s bad.

Anyway, if one s-word is enough to keep you away the you have been warned. With kids wearing shirts with bad words on them these days, I feel people in general are desensitized to bad words. But that’s another discussion for another day. Overall, I still enjoyed the book.

That’s it for this review. More book reviews coming up later this year.

But the things that come out of the mouth come from the heart, and those things defile the person.

Matthew 15:18

Skating at the Ribbon

Every year we go ice skating in the winter. We usually hit up an ice rink during the holidays with family. And then when our pond freezes the boys will go out there some times and skate.

And we did all those things this year, but then we also made a trip to Toledo. Toledo has a fun place called The Ribbon.

people ice skating at The Ribbon in Toledo

The Ribbon is a skating path. Here is what it looks like from above:

overhead view of The Ribbon in Toledo

They have roller skating in the summer and ice skating in winter. It is cooled, so they can keep it frozen throughout the winter season even if the temperature goes above freezing.

And there is a slight elevation change, just a few feet overall and gradual. It’s most noticeable on the back stretch coming back to the rink, where you don’t need to do anything because gravity propels you down the path. Not too fast, but enough that you can stand on the skates and keep going.

picture of The Ribbon in Toledo with ice for skating

The skating path is wide enough for 3 people, which is good because couples tend to skate together and you still have room to pass them.

And they have a nice firepit in the middle of one of the arms, so you can take a break and warm up if you want.

picture of a firepit at The Ribbon in Toledo

And if you want to host a party, you can rent a cabana. When we were there, we saw a couple of cabanas rented, with people hanging out. Plus some people had roasting forks with marshmallows, so I’m guessing the cabana rental includes an option for smores.

picture of the cabanas at The Ribbon in Toledo

And then for those who don’t like the contraints of The Ribbon, it is attached to a small rink.

picture of the skating rink at The Ribbon in Toledo

It’s a nice little respite from The Ribbon, in that you can stop and not be in anyone’s way.

I chose the above photo because it shows the decorative tower between the rink and the river. I’m guessing it looks better at night.

The Ribbon is 1000 yards long, so about 2/3 of a mile. It didn’t seem that long because it loops back on itself so everything always seems close.

There is a natural ice path (not refrigerated, so it’ll melt on sunny days) in Muskegon at the luge adventure sports park. That one is only 1/4 mile long, but it is in the pine forest and is a little more spread out. I haven’t been to that one, but it’s another option.

Then of course there are a bunch of ice skating paths in Canada. And in looking up these places, I found a place that makes them. So you can petition your own city to install an ice skating path.

You indeed put them on slippery ground; You dropped them into ruin.

Psalm 73:18

Make Your Own Hubcaps

For my PT Cruiser, I have a set of summer tires (all-seasons, not actual summer tires) and winter tires. They each have their own rims for easier swapping.

The difference is that my summer tires are on the PT Cruiser rims and the winter tires are on Volkswagen New Beetle rims, so the PT hubcaps don’t fit on the winter wheels.

The problem with that is that with no hubcaps, the axle nut is exposed to water and dirt and salt. Here in Michigan they get rusty and corroded enough even with hubcaps, leaving them exposed is just asking for trouble next time you need to pull the knuckle or axle. So I wanted to cover them up.

picture of exposed axle nut of a PT Cruiser with steelie wheels

close-up picture of an exposed axle nut of a PT Cruiser with steelie wheels

So I measured the axle nut and I already knew my bolt pattern (5×100, same as VW New Beetles and Toyota Prii), so I got to work in Tinkercad.

close-up picture of an exposed axle nut of a PT Cruiser with steelie wheels

I came up with these thingies. The center bump needed to be large enough to accommodate the axle nut protrusion. And the mini hubcap needed to be large enough to fill in the concavity containing the lug nuts, to effectively keep splashes of whatever from trickling into the axle nut. No, it’s not perfect, as stuff on the outer rim can trickle into the middle. But it’s a spinning wheel so in theory anything viscous enough to drip into the middle would have already been flung off the wheel during driving. Ideally.

I also wanted to lower the print time, so I was going to reduce the material used. I started to make extra holes in the outer skirt, but then that would have allowed stuff to splash in. So I made the material thinner in spots but not holes all the way through.

picture of CAD drawing of a mini hubcap

picture of CAD drawing of a mini hubcap

It did take me about 3 iterations to get the size of the lug holes right (hard to measure well with that taper so it sits snug against the nuts but doesn’t get pinched enough to crack) and to account for the cotter pin variance on the side I didn’t measure.

I printed it in PETG instead of the PLA we normally use. The main reason behind the PETG is better UV resistance. These hubcaps are going to be sitting outside the whole time, lots of sunlight exposure, so UV stability is good.

The end result was this:

picture of a mini hubcap

picture of a mini hubcap installed on steelie winter wheels

And for those of you who are interested enough to print your own, here is link to the STL file for the mini hubcap.

Enjoy!

And every open container, which has no cover tied down on it, will be unclean.

Numbers 19:15

The Curious Case of Thompson and Mangione

This post is going to be my collection of thoughts on the news story that happened a few weeks ago, regarding the shooting of the UHC CEO and more specifically the reaction to that event.

Let’s start with some basic information. Brian Thompson, the CEO of UnitedHealthCare (a health insurance company) was killed in NYC. A couple days later, Luigi Mangione was arrested as the suspect in that shooting.

At first, people were shocked at the shooting of an executive in plain sight in a public space. But then as people realized why the shooting occurred and why Thompson was the target, public sentiment shifted to start supporting Luigi Mangione.

And then other people started reacting to that reaction, by wondering what was wrong with people who would support a killing.

So now I’m going to react to that reaction to a reaction.

First up, are you allowed to be happy when a bad guy gets killed? Proverbs 11:10b says “And when the wicked perish, there is joyful shouting.” And in general Americans were rejoicing when Osama bin Laden was killed. I don’t remember anyone saying the shooter was the bad guy and the victim was not the bad guy in that case. But that doesn’t make it right, the Bible is saying there what happens.

Second up, it is believed that Thompson was the target because he was the head of one of the largest (and worst, in terms of denying claims) health insurance companies. And that’s enough for some people to consider that Thompson was not an innocent victim.

Third up, the government is allowed to take out bad guys, but can individual people? That question is left as an exercise for the reader. I would argue it is not.

Let’s consider the various evil guys that everyone is glad are gone – Pol Pot, Saddam Hussein, Idi Amin, etc., etc. You should be able to get a pretty good consensus that those were bad guys. But as far as you know, did any of them personally kill anyone? No, they were bad guys that the world was glad to be rid of, because they led their organization and directed others to cause people harm or to suffer or to die.

Now if we take that statement and apply it to health insurance CEOs, you can say they haven’t personally harmed anyone, but they lead their organizations and direct their subordinates to cause people to suffer or to die.

“No,” you may say, “their organization is meant to help people.” Which is ostensibly true. But CEOs don’t get profits and bonuses by helping people, they look out for the well-being of the company, which means directing their employees to find ways to charge more and pay less. And we saw that with lawsuits and such against UHC for increasing their denials of claims. More claims denied = more people suffering, the leader of the organization causing an increasing in the suffering of people is a bad guy = UHC CEO was a bad guy. And that’s the thought process by which people thought the killing was not all bad.

And one could argue that the CEO is helping all the employees in the company by making the company perform better. But does that excuse the CEO from harming other people, or does that make the company’s employees complicit in the harm?

I will argue that both people did wrong, in that both were doing things that God does not like.

Proverbs 3:27 – Do not withhold good from those to whom it is due, When it is in your power to do it.
The UHC CEO certainly had the power to provide good to those who deserved it, or at the very least provide the services that people paid for, and yet he withheld it.

Proverbs 6:16-17 says that the Lord hates hands that shed innocent blood.
This one is a stretch, as I just argued that Thompson was not innocent. Ok, how about this verse?
Romans 12:19 – Never take your own revenge, beloved, but leave room for the wrath of God, for it is written: “Vengeance is Mine, I will repay,” says the Lord.
I suppose one could argue that Mangione was the method by which God exacted His vengeance. That would be a tough one to prove, and I’m not even going to try. Because my point in this post is to show why people are siding with Mangione, not to agree with what he did.

In summary: he took out a bad guy, heroes take out bad guys, therefore he is a hero to the people.

“He pled the cause of the afflicted and the poor, Then it was well.
Is that not what it means to know Me?” Declares the Lord.

Jeremiah 22:16

Thorndyke Font

Now that no one is talking about the Fontopian font anymore, it’s time to announce that Font Grill has released a new font.

Introducing: Thorndyke Font

image of Thorndyke font

Go download Thorndyke.

I was inspired by the opening credits of The Love Bug movie. Like this:

image of the opening credits of the Herbie Love Bug movie

The story of why the font is called “Thorndyke” is at the link to the font. But I will take this space to say that both the first and second Herbie movies had an great set of cars. Someone should have preserved all the cars that were in the races. Not because they were in the movie, but just because they were fun cars.

He races over the ground with a roar and fury, And he does not stand still when he hears the sound of the trumpet.

Job 39:24