Wiped Out

Here are a couple random conversations that occurred around here recently:

A Careful 5-Year-Old

Me: Be careful, you just hit your brother on the head!
Beta: Yes, but I didn’t poke his eye!

At least he knows what’s important. But where does he learn such things?

Countdown

Beta: What day is tomorrow?
Me: Tuesday.
Beta: And the next day?
Me: Wednesday.
Beta: And the next day?
Me: Thursday.
Beta: Yea! Three more days until Wipeout!

The kids are big Wipeout fans. They were so excited to learn that Winter Wipeout was changing to Spring Wipeout. But then Alpha’s school complicated things:

Challenge

Alpha: The 4th-grade class challenged the school to a week without TV.
Me: That means no Wipeout…
Alpha: Well, we don’t have to do it.

Challenge? That sounds optional. At least I won’t worry about his being tempted by dares when he’s older.

I will stretch over Jerusalem the line of Samaria and the plummet of the house of Ahab, and I will wipe Jerusalem as one wipes a dish, wiping it and turning it upside down.

2 Kings 21:13

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This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:11 pm and has been carefully placed in the Conversations category.

4 Responses to “Wiped Out”

  1. Ricky Anderson Says:

    I think the conversations with your boys are some of the posts I enjoy most. Your kids are hilarious!

  2. Burrill Says:

    Wipeout = BEST SHOW EVER.

  3. Some Guy Says:

    The slapstick-type physical humor is good enough, but the commentary and telestrator add to the fun.

  4. Burrill Says:

    The giant hot dogs at the end of the qualifying course make me laugh the most. It’s best when people get over the second one and think they’re all set to finish…and then it whips forward and throws them into the water.

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