This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.
Family Conversations, Part 17
Feb
26
2013
The Scene: Gamma is sitting on my bed.
Some Guy: Gamma, when’s the last time you went potty?
Gamma: Right now!
Some Guy, panicking: What?! Get off my bed!
What he meant was that he had gone potty shortly before I asked him. In the bathroom, like he should have.
He also refers to anything before today as “last night”. It could have been a year ago – all the past is “last night”.
The Scene: A child who will not be named is misbehaving at the dinner table.
Some Guy: Hey! Stop it! You know better than to do that.
Child: I also know worse…
Some Guy: Well, don’t do that either.
I’m already praying about his teenage years.
The Scene: My wife and I are discussing Delta’s upcoming doctor appointment.
Some Wife: Do we need to schedule any other kids for that day?
Some Guy: I don’t know if anyone needs shots…
Gamma: Nobody does!
He wasn’t supposed to be part of the conversation, but I appreciated his effort.
To give prudence to the naive,
To the youth knowledge and discretion,
Proverbs 1:4
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:33 am and has been carefully placed in the Conversations category.
February 28th, 2013 at 1:55 pm
Nobody needs shot! Ever!
March 1st, 2013 at 9:44 am
Once the kids are past this stage, you should make a book of all these conversations. They’re the best!
March 1st, 2013 at 9:58 pm
He did get some shots today. He put up a valiant effort to get out of them. Valiant, but unsuccessful.