This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.
Light and Fluffy
May
9
2013
We bought an item from the grocery store. The packaging described it as “light and fluffy”.
Just to make sure we are on the same page, let me run through some items I would describe as light and fluffy.
- Cotton candy
- Cotton balls
- Whipped cream (after it leaves the can)
- Clouds
- Feathers and/or down
Now that you’re thinking of light and fluffy things, let me show you the product:
Potatoes! No, a potato is not light and fluffy.
If it would hurt to have someone throw an item at you, that item cannot be described as light and fluffy.
I gave you milk to drink, not solid food; for you were not yet able to receive it. Indeed, even now you are not yet able
1 Corinthians 3:2
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:21 am and has been carefully placed in the Marketing category.
May 9th, 2013 at 8:39 am
Made by the same people who make softballs.
May 9th, 2013 at 11:36 am
They might be softer than a hardball, but they don’t qualify as soft.
May 9th, 2013 at 4:49 pm
My guess is the name notashardball didn’t catch on very well.