This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.
Tasty Cookies
Apr
3
2014
I don’t know where my wife bought these cookies, but I’m glad she bought the new version and not the old version.
You know it must have been bad for them to (indirectly) admit the old version did not taste great.
The people would go about and gather it and grind it between two millstones or beat it in the mortar, and boil it in the pot and make cakes with it; and its taste was as the taste of cakes baked with oil.
Numbers 11:8
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:10 am and has been carefully placed in the Marketing category.
April 5th, 2014 at 11:02 pm
If you wanted to be generous, you could say the old taste was also great. They’ve changed the taste so that it’s “new”, but this new taste is also great, just different.
I’m more worried about the “smart” part. I thought “smart” now means something like “electronic stuff is implanted somewhere in this.”