This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.
Family Conversations, Part 10
May
13
2010
At dinner one night:
Me: Yes
Do you have work tomorrow tomorrow?
Huh? Oh, umm…tomorrow would be Thursday so tomorrow tomorrow would be Friday, so yes, I have work
Do you have work tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow?
That would be Saturday, so no, I do not have work.
And at dinner another night, when we were having salmon:
Wife: I hope it’s not alive
This was at a park:
We looked, and sure enough, there was a gummy bear lying face down on the path. I wouldn’t have thought much about it normally, but since Beta implied that it once had life, I suddenly felt sorry for it.
Someone in the household may have left her razor in the bathtub, and the boys may have found it during their bath. This is the exchange that occurred when I checked on them. Note that the Snug Tub now has an aftermarket hole in it, and the boys have been instructed not to touch razors anymore.
Me: No, she doesn’t
Beta: Did she used to have a beard?
No, women don’t grow beards.
(calling to wife) The boys would like to talk to you…
Thus you shall do to them, for their cleansing: sprinkle purifying water on them, and let them use a razor over their whole body and wash their clothes, and they will be clean.
Numbers 8:7
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 5:47 pm and has been carefully placed in the Conversations category.
May 13th, 2010 at 6:33 pm
Love your kid conversation posts.
May 13th, 2010 at 6:39 pm
We used to have a Snug Tub. Now we call it by its name backwards. That’s our kind of humor.
May 14th, 2010 at 10:08 am
Cute!