It is Reigning Cats Out There
Feb
26
2008
Ten Reasons Why Cats are Better Than Dogs
- Cats do not jump up and put their muddy paws on me.
- Cats do not try to lick me.
- Noisy neighborhood cats do not wake me up.
- Homeowners insurance questionnaires don’t ask you if you have a cat.
- Cats can catch their own food and feed themselves.
- Cats do not put their noses in inappropriate places.
- You can leave a cat for the weekend.
- If someone’s large cat starts chasing me when I’m out for a jog, I do not have to worry.
- Cats can take care of their own potty needs – no need for you to let them outside.
- “Wet cat” is not that bad a smell.
“Do not give what is holy to dogs, and do not throw your pearls before swine, or they will trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you to pieces.”
– Matthew 7:6
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