It is Reigning Cats Out There

Ten Reasons Why Cats are Better Than Dogs

  1. Cats do not jump up and put their muddy paws on me.
  2. Cats do not try to lick me.
  3. Noisy neighborhood cats do not wake me up.
  4. Homeowners insurance questionnaires don’t ask you if you have a cat.
  5. Cats can catch their own food and feed themselves.
  6. Cats do not put their noses in inappropriate places.
  7. You can leave a cat for the weekend.
  8. If someone’s large cat starts chasing me when I’m out for a jog, I do not have to worry.
  9. Cats can take care of their own potty needs – no need for you to let them outside.
  10. “Wet cat” is not that bad a smell.

“Do not give what is holy to dogs, and do not throw your pearls before swine, or they will trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you to pieces.”
– Matthew 7:6

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