This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.
Family Conversations, Part 14
Dec
8
2010
Here are three random conversations that occurred around here recently:
Key Jokes
Alpha: What kind of key can’t open a lock?
Me: A monkey
Alpha: and a turkey and a donkey
…a little bit of time passes, during which time we have opened the box for a new puzzle…
Beta: What animal can’t open a puzzle?
Me: A monkey
Beta: No, a fish!
Well, he’s right about that.
Not Easily Deterred
Me: Beta, you can’t have a Tootsie Roll – you had one for dessert.
Beta: Okay, I’ll have a candy cane!
You’re not getting the point… or the candy cane either.
Pretty Sneaky
Beta: Whoever says potty talk first is out.
Alpha: Okay
Hey Alpha – how do you spell “pizza”?
P-I-Z-Z-A
What was the first letter?
P-
Potty talk! I win!
I was in the other room and overheard this one. If they knew I was listening they might not have played that game… or they might have just whispered it instead.
But He detected their trickery and said to them,
Luke 20:22
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 11:57 pm and has been carefully placed in the Conversations category.
December 9th, 2010 at 6:01 pm
lol. Where does Beta learn this stuff?
December 10th, 2010 at 6:56 am
Good question. We were wondering the same thing.