This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.
Isuzu Pet
Jan
10
2011
The hot toy this year for Christmas seemed to be Zhu Zhu Pets.
In case you were not around small children at Christmastime this year, here are some pictures of Zhu Zhu Pets:
Their key features is that they make little nonsense noises while driving around randomly. Their noses are actually switches to detect if they bump into something. And if they do bump into something they back up and veer in another direction.
But those hamster toys are for kids.
The adult equivalent does not exist yet, but I am proposing Isuzu Pets.
You know you want one.
Just add a nose to the front of an Isuzu and you got yourself an Isuzu Pet. Of course, the nose would contain a switch that would shift the vehicle into reverse.
I didn’t have the time to add a fur texture to the body of the truck. I think that would have to be an option. Think of how well that would hold up in winter time. Or in the car wash.
Now these are to you the unclean among the swarming things which swarm on the earth: the mole, and the mouse, and the great lizard in its kinds,
Leviticus 11:29
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 5:34 pm and has been carefully placed in the Marketing category.
January 11th, 2011 at 6:16 pm
When an Isuzu pet’s horn honks does an angel get their wings?
January 11th, 2011 at 10:50 pm
It would have worked like that, but the horn was replaced by some hamster squeaking noises.
January 12th, 2011 at 1:13 pm
That’s hilarious.
And yes, I want one.