Things I Have Said Recently
Oct
11
2011
Children can be creative. It is my job as a parent to teach them to behave properly without squashing their spirit. It is a fine line between those two ideas sometimes.
Here are some Things I Have Said Recently:
- No jumping in the restaurant. And no cannonballs in the restaurant either.
- Get that straw out of there! We don’t drink through our noses.
- Do not use the spaghetti as dental floss.
- The spaghetti is not a jump-rope either.
- and the ever popular The water needs to stay in the bathtub.
so that you will behave properly toward outsiders and not be in any need.
1 Thessalonians 4:12
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:52 pm and has been carefully placed in the Conversations category.
October 14th, 2011 at 6:24 pm
“Don’t agitate the crazy lady, Ricky”.
My mom, to me, as a crazy lady banged on our rental car window and I banged back while we hollered unintelligibly at each other.