Things Said Recently Around Here
Dec
13
2011
Children can be creative. It is my job as a parent to teach them to behave properly without squashing their spirit. It is a fine line between those two ideas sometimes.
Here are some Things Said Recently Around Here:
- Wife: No climbing on the table!
(This one is common) - Me: You can’t have your medicine until you eat some more meat.
(Gamma likes his medicine a little too much) - Wife: There’s a fly in the house.
Gamma: Where’d it go?
Wife: Is it in your nose? (kidding, of course)
(pause)
Wife: No! Get your finger out of there…the fly is not in your nose. - Wife: Do you love me? (sung to the tune from Fiddler on the Roof)
Gamma: Noooo. (sung back)
Wife: Boo hoo hoo (pretend crying)
Gamma: Yes! (he changed his mind) - Wife: Do you love daddy? (sung to the tune from Fiddler on the Roof)
Gamma: Noooo. (sung back)
Me: Boo hoo hoo (pretend crying)
Gamma: No! (not changing his mind)
A joyful heart is good medicine, But a broken spirit dries up the bones.
Proverbs 17:22
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 9:44 pm and has been carefully placed in the Conversations category.
December 14th, 2011 at 11:53 am
How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?
December 14th, 2011 at 9:54 pm
Deal with it!
December 16th, 2011 at 3:26 pm
I often check to see if there’s flies in my nose.