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All-Haiku Bowl Predictions, 2011
Dec
15
2011
Based on the popularity existence of last year’s article predicting bowl games in haiku form, I present to you this year’s all-haiku bowl game predictions. Still America’s only all-haiku college football bowl game predictions.
These are listed in order of date (earliest first). Some picks are whom I think will win, and some picks are whom I want to win. I’ll leave it to you, the reader, to decide which is which.
Dec. 17th
New Mexico Bowl
This bowl game moves up
one day each year – soon it will
be in November.
Wyoming over Temple
Famous Idaho Potato Bowl
Famous potatoes?
Or is it a famous bowl?
It’s ambiguous
Utah St. over Ohio
New Orleans Bowl
First time a team from
Louisiana will play
in the N’awlins Bowl
San Diego St. over La.-Lafayette
Dec. 20th
Beef ‘O’Brady’s Bowl
The second year for
this bowl and I don’t know who
Beef O’Brady’s is
Florida International over Marshall
Dec. 21st
Poinsettia Bowl
Boise State deserves
a better bowl game than this
Need some more AQs
TCU over La. Tech
Dec. 22nd
Maaco Bowl
Arizona is
a state, but Boise is not.
Maybe state of mind?
Boise St. over Arizona State
Dec. 24th
Hawaii Bowl
Neither team is close
Home field advantage goes to
no one for this game.
Southern Miss over Nevada
Dec. 26th
Independence Bowl
It’s supposed to be
ACC and Mountain West,
but they got Big 12
Missouri over N. Carolina
Dec. 27th
Little Caesars Bowl
This game will bring in
people from all over the
tri-state area
Purdue over W. Michigan
Belk Bowl
Of the two common
opponents, Louisville has
the losing record
N.C. State over Louisville
Dec. 28th
Military Bowl
It’s been a few years
since the Military Bowl
had military.
Air Force over Toledo
Holiday Bowl
This is one big state
versus another big state.
Other states may watch.
Texas over California
Dec. 29th
Champs Sports Bowl
Champs Sports Bowl should not
be confused with actual
championship game
Notre Dame over Florida St.
Alamo Bowl
I do not recall
hearing anything about
Washington this year.
Baylor over Washington
Dec. 30th
Armed Forces Bowl
Unlike the other
military bowl, this one
has no armed forces.
Tulsa over BYU
Pinstripe Bowl
I think that a knight
is no match for a cyclone.
But let’s play the game.
Rutgers over Iowa St.
Music City Bowl
This bowl is sponsored
by a mortgage company.
Both teams lose money.
Miss St. over Wake Forest
Insight Bowl
Here’s insight for you:
Iowa had potential.
There’s always next year.
Oklahoma over Iowa
Dec. 31st
Meineke Car Care Bowl
NU stays put, but
the Aggies leave the Big 12.
Stability wins.
Northwestern over Texas A&M
Sun Bowl
GT’s rush offense
versus Utah’s rush defense.
This one should be fun.
Utah over Georgia Tech
Liberty Bowl
Remind me again
Why this bowl game is not in
Philadelphia
Cincinnati over Vanderbilt
Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl
Good marketing bit:
If I want to fight hunger,
I’ll just eat some Kraft.
UCLA over Illinois
Chick-fil-A Bowl
Auburn does not have
much of a passing game and
now no run either.
Virginia over Auburn
Jan. 1st
Who loses this one? The college football fan, that’s who.
Jan. 2nd
TicketCity Bowl
Houston was so close
to having a much better
story than this game.
Houston over Penn St.
Outback Bowl
Runners-up for the
Big Ten and the SEC.
Does that mean something?
Michigan State over Georgia
Capital One Bowl
Be prepared for a
bunch of the same commercials.
What’s in your playbook?
South Carolina over Nebraska
Gator Bowl
No one can resist
renaming this game as the
Urban Meyer Bowl
Florida over Ohio State
Rose Bowl
Need a tie-breaker:
Let’s have MSU play the
Badgers one more time
Oregon over Wisconsin
Fiesta Bowl
One of these two teams
should have been in the other
championship game
Stanford over OK State
Jan. 3rd
Sugar Bowl
It is sweet of them
to pick the lower-ranked teams
over the higher
Michigan over Virginia Tech
Jan. 4th
Orange Bowl
Clemson is orange and
the Orange Bowl is orange also.
Unfair advantage?
West Virginia over Clemson
Jan. 6th
Cotton Bowl
The Cotton Bowl game
is no longer played at the
Cotton Bowl itself.
Arkansas over Kansas State
Jan. 7th
BBVA Compass Bowl
SMU has the
better record but it’s in
Conference USA
Pittsburgh over SMU
Jan. 8th
GoDaddy.com Bowl
Do not watch this game.
Especially do not watch
their bad commercials
N. Illinois over Arkansas State
Jan. 9th
Cleverly-named National Championship Game Bowl
Two years in a row
that some Tigers will win the
championship game.
LSU over Alabama
And that’s it for this year’s BCS and non-BCS bowl game predictions. Tune in later, about the second week of January, for the results show.
have you not made distinctions among yourselves, and become judges with evil motives?
James 2:4
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 7:01 am and has been carefully placed in the Sports category.
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