Beta Questions
Feb
28
2012
I was lying on the floor, playing with baby Delta, when Beta started paying close attention to my appearance for some reason. Here are his questions:
- Why is your nose so big?
- Why is your tummy hairy?
- Why is your tummy so floppy?
- Why do you have so many gold hairs?
- Why do you have white hairs in your ears?
And they were all right in a row.
I tried to answer him as best I could, but it was hard to come up with some answers.
- The better to smell you with
- That’s how men are. You’ll get hairy when you are older too.
- Because I haven’t been running during the winter
- That’s what happens as people get older
- Umm… the better to hear you with?
Solomon answered all her questions; nothing was hidden from the king which he did not explain to her.
1 Kings 10:3
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February 29th, 2012 at 4:26 pm
Nothing goes unnoticed by the little ones in our lives.
March 2nd, 2012 at 9:19 am
The ear hairs increase reception.
March 3rd, 2012 at 11:20 pm
A bunch of tiny antenna