New Cheerleader
Aug
30
2012
In a little-publicized press release, the NFL announced that teams who currently do not have cheerleading squads will be supplied with cheerleaders from the Recording Industry Association of America.
Transcript:
Cheerleader (offscreen): Rah! Rah! Sis-boom-bah!
Cheerleader (offscreen): Rah! Rah! Sis-boom-bah!
Lady Gaga (on a football field): Rah! Rah! Sis-boom-bah!
Lady Gaga: Caught in a bad romance
Ryan Seacrest: Looks like they went
Ryan Seacrest: Three and … OUT!
Would He not let my few days alone?
Withdraw from me that I may have a little cheer
Job 10:20
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:30 am and has been carefully placed in the Humor category.