This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.
Random Tips for Living, Part 4
Oct
30
2012
Parent Tip: Do not leave a toddler unattended with a banana. Or blueberries. Unless you like cleaning them out of upholstery.
Church Tip: Do not sing the hymn There’s a New Name Written Down in Glory with young boys. They tend to be competitive, so the “And it’s mine” part degrades into an argument about whose it really is.
“No, it’s mine!”
“Is not!”
“I had it first!”
etc.
Husband Tip: If you’re unloading the dishwasher and you don’t know where the item goes, it is perfectly acceptable to put it in the drying rack on the sink and move to the next item.
Parent Tip: If your pre-schooler asks for a bowl of Lucky Charms, give him only a dozen pieces at a time. He can get the next dozen pieces after he has eaten all of the current pieces. If you don’t run breakfast this way, he will have eaten a bowl of marshmallows and you will be left with a bowl of plain cereal pieces.
He who overcomes will thus be clothed in white garments; and I will not erase his name from the book of life, and I will confess his name before My Father and before His angels.
Revelation 3:5
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:32 pm and has been carefully placed in the Mishaps category.
October 30th, 2012 at 8:36 pm
Evan and I will have to share the Lucky Charms together in the shed. My wife doesn’t allow them in the house.
October 30th, 2012 at 10:57 pm
So who gets the marshmallows – you or Evan?
October 31st, 2012 at 10:49 am
When he can take me, he can take the marshmallows.