New Alarm Clock
Nov
15
2012
Thanks to the magazine Machine Design, I have a design to prevent you from ever sleeping past your alarm again:
Whoever tries it first, please let me know how it goes. Remember to arm the snooze button before going to sleep.
Give no sleep to your eyes, Nor slumber to your eyelids;
Proverbs 6:4
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 12:00 pm and has been carefully placed in the Projects category.
November 15th, 2012 at 2:00 pm
Getting your fingers snapped in the mouse trap doesn’t hurt nearly as much as I thought it would.
November 15th, 2012 at 9:42 pm
But did it at least keep you awake?
November 16th, 2012 at 1:47 am
I was already awake. I was in the backyard with my brothers, who were daring me to snap it. Can’t back down in front of little brothers!