This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.
Holiday Safety
Dec
6
2012
Given that there will be a lot of people doing a lot of driving this holiday season, I felt some caution was in order. Today’s post is a Public Service Announcement:
Adverb-Man says:
Please Drive Safe
No, I am not cautioning you about your driving. I am cautioning you to make sure that you add -ly to words that modify verbs. Beware the poorly-written signs and announcements this Christmastime.
I don’t want to drive a safe – I want to drive my car.
And I want to do it safely.
Now the LORD was with Judah, and they took possession of the hill country; but they could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley because they had iron chariots.
Judges 1:19
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:43 am and has been carefully placed in the Humor category.
December 6th, 2012 at 10:35 am
This reminds me… I have papers to grade this weekend, and I don’t look forward to seeing what the grammar will look like.
Thanks for making me ill about the future of the human race!
December 7th, 2012 at 1:25 pm
If you were inside the safe, you would be driving a safe safely.
December 7th, 2012 at 10:32 pm
True.
Maybe next time I could have someone driving a well.