Cycling Update
Jan
17
2013
Inspired by Lance Armstrong’s news from a couple days ago, I have updated the list of the last several years of cycling world champions.
- 2011
- 1st: —
- 2nd: —
- 3rd: —
- 2010
- 1st: —
- 2nd: —
- 3rd: —
- 2009
- 1st: —
- 2nd: —
- 3rd: —
- 2008
- 1st: —
- 2nd: —
- 3rd: —
- 2007
- 1st: —
- 2nd: —
- 3rd: —
- 2006
- 1st: —
- 2nd: —
- 3rd: —
- 2005
- 1st: —
- 2nd: —
- 3rd: —
- 2004
- 1st: —
- 2nd: —
- 3rd: —
- 2003
- 1st: —
- 2nd: —
- 3rd: —
- 2002
- 1st: —
- 2nd: —
- 3rd: —
- 2001
- 1st: —
- 2nd: —
- 3rd: —
- 2000
- 1st: —
- 2nd: —
- 3rd: —
- 1999
- 1st: —
- 2nd: —
- 3rd: —
- 1998
- 1st: —
- 2nd: —
- 3rd: —
- 1997
- 1st: —
- 2nd: —
- 3rd: —
- 1996
- 1st: —
- 2nd: —
- 3rd: —
- 1995
- 1st: —
- 2nd: —
- 3rd: —
- 1994
- 1st: —
- 2nd: —
- 3rd: —
- 1993
- 1st: —
- 2nd: —
- 3rd: —
It seems that every winner is eventually accused of doping or otherwise using performance-enhancing drugs, so this is what the list of champions should look like. The cycling world can save some time by immediately stripping the next winner of his title, right after after they award it to him.
May they be blotted out of the book of life
And may they not be recorded with the righteous.
Psalm 69:28
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 12:00 pm and has been carefully placed in the Sports category.
January 20th, 2013 at 4:31 pm
That is just sad.