This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.
Family Conversations, Part 19
Apr
9
2013
The Scene: dinner.
Beta: More honey!
Some Wife: No, all you did was lick the honey off the biscuit.
The Scene: I’m looking out the window with Delta
Some Guy: Look at that!
Some Wife: What?
Some Guy: A Bobcat is going down the road
Some Wife, starting to walk over to the window: Really?
Some Guy: Yes, but it’s the small bulldozer kind of Bobcat, not the animal kind of bobcat.
Some Wife, abandoning her trip to the window: Oh, never mind. I thought it was something interesting.
Some Guy: It is!
At least Delta’s with me on this one.
The Scene: Kids’ bedtime
Some Guy: Did you brush your teeth?
Beta: Yes.
Some Guy: Tonight?
Beta: Awww maaaan
Nice try, but you have to brush your teeth tonight.
With toothpaste.
And a toothbrush.
The Scene: I forget
Some Wife, to me: Your eyes are red
Gamma, suddenly interested: Let me see!
Some Guy: Okay
Gamma: There are red hairs in your eyes.
Some Guy: I suppose that’s what bloodshot looks like.
Put away from you a deceitful mouth And put devious speech far from you.
Proverbs 4:24
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:49 am and has been carefully placed in the Conversations category.
April 9th, 2013 at 3:21 pm
If he brushes his teeth, he won’t taste the honey anymore.