New Sink Feature

Many people have garbage disposals in their kitchen sinks.

We are not those people.

But if we were, I would opt for this product, which I just made up:

The In-sarlacc-erator

image of a garbage disposal that resembles the Sarlacc, in a sink instad of the Great Pit of Carkoon

image of a garbage disposal that resembles the Sarlacc, in a sink instad of the Great Pit of Carkoon

image of a garbage disposal that resembles the Sarlacc, in a sink instad of the Great Pit of Carkoon

There would also need to be a line of In-sarlacc-erator-compatible sinks, the Great Sink of Carkoon.

Note: if you don’t get it, go ask a Star Wars fan.

I wonder if it’s easier to get a licensing agreement from Disney than from Lucasfilm.

Let us swallow them alive like Sheol,
Even whole, as those who go down to the pit;

Proverbs 1:12

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This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:06 am and has been carefully placed in the Ideas category.

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