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How to Speak Australian
Nov
18
2014
Say the following phrase out loud in your normal voice:
Nuythah weend noh snaow noh dahk of noight.
If someone overheard you, did they guess what accent you were trying to imitate?
No?
They just laughed?
Oh well. Thanks for playing along.
In case you have a need to sound Australian (going to interview at a certain restaurant chain?) or just want to waste a few minutes, go try to speak with an Australian accent.
The site works like the game Mad Gab, for those who are familiar with that. If you’re not familiar with it, just type in a phrase, click the button, and read the result without thinking about it.
Just read it.
Out loud.
In your normal voice.
If you can’t think of a phrase, try entering some of these into the generator:
- I ate at the steakhouse.
- Don't yell near the crocodile.
- Throw some more shrimp on the BBQ.
That’s probably good enough for now.
You readers of this blog are the beta testers. Leave a comment and let me know how well (or not) it works.
In case you missed the link, go to SomeFunSite.com and click the Aussie button.
Go to, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another’s speech.
Genesis 11:7
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