Family Conversations, Part 22


Me : No, a bar of milk chocolate does not count as dairy in your dinner.


Delta : Tuna fish, tuna fish, it’s my favorite kind of fish.
pause…
Delta : Tuna fish are kind?


Me : Don’t put cereal between your toes.


Gamma : I was there! I want to go there again. Where is that?
Me : Las Vegas
Gamma : I want to go to Lost Vegas.


Delta : Who left the milk out? Who, who, who whowho!

I don’t know that they’ve ever heard the original song, but somehow they are familiar with Baha Men’s one-hit wonder.


Gamma, to Delta : Call 911 to order pizza!
Delta : Yeah!
Me : No, no, no!

Don’t worry, neither of them had a phone.


Gamma, after falling off the end of a bench : You need to make the bench longer

The funny part was that it was not crowded at all, he was one of two people on a bench that could seat four.

They are brought down and fallen: but we are risen, and stand upright.

Psalm 20:8

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