This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.
Jens Bonde
Mar
26
2015
I got to thinking: what if you combined James Bond with Disney’s Frozen?
The answer: Double-O Sven
How much of a movie powerhouse would that be?
That’s right – Arendelle’s intelligence ministry’s best agent is an overgrown donkey.
If the James Bond movies were remade using Frozen characters, this is what it might look like:
FrozenEye
You Only Live Ice
Coldfinger
The Spy Who Gloved Me
Live and Let It Go
The Man with the Frozen Gun
and, my personal favorite,
Quantum of Olaf
Here are the original posters, in case you need a reference:
The other one I thought of was For Your Ice Only, but I was confounded on the poster modification. Extra internet points to whomever can make a family-friendly version of that movie poster, using characters from Frozen.
As for the name, I tried to find a Scandinavian-sounding name that resembled James Bond. Bonde was an easy choice, but Jens wasn’t quite as obvious. There is no direct equivalent for James. The closest name, etymologically speaking, to James is Jakob. But Jakob doesn’t even sound close. Jens is a version of John, but it sounds closer to James. Even with the Y sound for the J.
And he is not related to Jens-Peter Bonde, in case you’re wondering.
I gave the billing to Jonathan Groff because he is the voice of Sven. I know most of the posters feature Kristoff instead of Sven, but Double-O Kristoff just didn’t sound right.
Any other James Bond titles that could be remade in the Frozen world?
The rich and the poor have a common bond,
The Lord is the maker of them all.
Proverbs 22:2
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:43 am and has been carefully placed in the Marketing category.
March 26th, 2015 at 11:50 am
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