This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.
A Rabbit Story
May
28
2015
Here’s a story that Gamma wrote for kindergarten.
There are 5 pages in the story All About Rabbits.
For each page, I’ll type out what he wrote then I’ll translate it.
1. What rabbits eat. (spring season)
Rabbits eat vetchtibls. They eat vetchtibls like carits.
Rabbits eat vegetables. They eat vegetables like carrots.
2. What rabbits do (summer season)
Rabbits bowns they like to bowns.
Rabbits bounce. They like to bounce.
3. What rabbits have (fall season)
Rabbits have big eers so they can here. They have dens to.
Rabbits have big ears so they can hear. They have dens too.
4. What rabbits like (wintr, or winter season)
Rabbits like carots. They like to eat them.
Rabbits like carrots. They like to eat them.
5. Fun facts
Rabbits bowns rally hi. They eat carits. But do they like to do them at the same time? Well that wold macke sens.
Rabbits bounce really high. They eat carrots. But do they like to do them at the same time? Well, that would make sense.
I hope you’ve enjoyed today’s story.
The rabbit, though it chews the cud, does not have a divided hoof; it is unclean for you.
Leviticus 11:6
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:39 am and has been carefully placed in the Family category.
May 28th, 2015 at 10:17 am
Well, that would make sense.
May 28th, 2015 at 11:45 am
Have you ever tried to bounce and eat carrots at the same time? You gotta time things just right.