This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.
Parking Spots
Jun
23
2015
Here is a diagram of the general idea of a parking lot – lines for cars to park in, arranged nicely in rows and such.
As you see, in this town, only red cars are available.
But some of the cars are nicer, fancier cars. And the owners know that if they park close to other cars, their cars might get scratched or dented. So they park far away from others.
I don’t mind if people do that. As long as they don’t take spots close to the store, they can straddle multiple spots.
But, that is renegade behavior. They must stay within the lines.
How about we update the lines to accommodate people who care about their vehicles?
There, now they can stay within the lines and protect their cars.
And, if you’re the sort who is annoyed when the fancy cars are parked across two spots, this arrangement should reduce your blood pressure too.
It’s a win-win situation!
Except for the maximum capacity of the parking lot. But if the lot is completely full, you don’t want to go to the store at that time anyway. Come back later when it is less full.
Behold, I would wander far away,
I would lodge in the wilderness.
Psalm 55:7
This little article thingy was written by Some Guy sometime around 6:02 am and has been carefully placed in the Driving category.
June 25th, 2015 at 2:57 pm
I want to key those people’s fancy red cars.