Buy Tasers

I just saw the report that the police used a Taser on some guy, and it not only subdued him, it also restored his heart rhythm as he was having some heart problems before.

Since Tasers are recommended as an alternative to deadly force, and since Automatic Emergency Defibrillators (AEDs) are recommended for just about every public setting, I propose that people carry one Taser to fulfill both recommendations. If Taser (or any of Taser’s competitors whose names no one knows because Taser is as established a brand as Kleenex) decides to promote this, it could be a very good campaign for them. It could allow them to sell their products in states or cities where they are currently banned. Just label them as AEDs and they are instantly legal! Or maybe it’s not that easy.

“The LORD is my light and my salvation; Whom shall I fear? The LORD is the defense of my life; Whom shall I dread?”
– Psalm 27:1

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2 Responses to “Buy Tasers”

  1. Erin Says:

    There was a big debate about that here. Evidently the police don’t like the idea that tasers could be available to the public. They think that it’d be too easy for some people to use them to subdue someone in just about any crime that was going to be committed. For example, you walk into a bank, taser a couple of people and then walk out with a bunch of cash. I think they also brought up the fact that tasers are a lot more effective in subdueing someone compared to a gun which may kill or just knick your subject. And, the police didn’t like the idea about tasered in return when chasing bad guys. Maybe some people should compaign for the right to bear arms and tasers.

  2. Burrill Says:

    I’m looking forward to having some laser tag places converted into taser tag places. It would be easy to figure out who wins!

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