This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.
Stylish
Jul
12
2012
Transcript:
Female: How do I look?
Male: Stunning!
They told him, saying, “Joseph is still alive, and indeed he is ruler over all the land of Egypt.” But he was stunned, for he did not believe them.
Genesis 45:26
Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
Carchitecture
Jun
28
2012
Transcript:
Person A: So you say you bought a new car?
Person A: And you told the salesman you wanted a coupe?
Person B: Kind of…
Person A: ???
Person B: I told him I wanted a two-door car.
So he made two doors of olive wood, and he carved on them carvings of cherubim, palm trees, and open flowers, and overlaid them with gold; and he spread the gold on the cherubim and on the palm trees.
1 Kings 6:32
Mr. Rogers
Jun
21
2012
When selecting your outfit for the day, be sure to enunciate clearly.
Plain Cardigan
Playing Cardigan
Applicable Puns
- Why yes, there is an ace up his sleeve.
- Don’t upset him – he’s likely to deck you.
- He’s walking rather slowly today.
Yes, he tends to shuffle. - Hey Mr. Rogers! What’s the big deal?
I’ll leave a pun about the joker for someone else to write.
You shall weave the tunic of checkered work of fine linen, and shall make a turban of fine linen, and you shall make a sash, the work of a weaver.
Exodus 28:39
Fussy Baby
Jun
14
2012
Transcript:
Wife : Why’s he so fussy?
Husband : Maybe he’s teething…
Wife : Poor baby…
Husband : Are you teething?
Baby : No, I’m not teething…
Baby : I am very theriouth
Also, do not take seriously all words which are spoken, so that you will not hear your servant cursing you.
Ecclesiastes 7:21
Mr. Smartypants
May
31
2012
Mr. Smarty-Pants?
Nope!
It’s Mr. Smarties-Pants
Smarties® is a registered trademark of Ce De Candy. This blog is not affiliated with, approved by, endorsed by, or otherwise associated with Ce De Candy.
Woe to those who are wise in their own eyes. And clever in their own sight!
Isaiah 5:21
HIPAA
May
24
2012
Have you ever tried to get some information from a hospital or school these days? There are a lot of restrictions and papers to sort through.
Transcript:
Person A : I can answer that question, but first I’ll need to see a copy of your privacy policy.
Person B shows the privacy policy
Person A : Okay, that looks fine.
Person A : Now I’ll need you to sign the HIPAA compliance form.
Person B signs the form
Person A : Good. Now to answer your question…
Person A : I’m fine, thanks. How are you?
The commander took him by the hand and stepping aside, began to inquire of him privately, “What is it that you have to report to me?”
Acts 23:19
Avocado
May
17
2012
Here are some items for mild amusement:
and
Of course they are available for purchase. You can buy avocadon’t shirts here (or here) or buy avocatres shirts here. Or maybe “avoquatro” flows better than does “avocatres”.
Yet gleanings will be left in it like the shaking of an olive tree, Two or three olives on the topmost bough, Four or five on the branches of a fruitful tree, Declares the LORD, the God of Israel.
Isaiah 17:6
