This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.
May
10
2012
No, the title is not a typo.
This week’s installment of my attempts at puns:
You will probably agree that Fum of these puns were a little weak.
These were descended from the giants in Gath, and they fell by the hand of David and by the hand of his servants.
1 Chronicles 20:8
May
3
2012
Regarding the current series of Titans movies, the first one was Clash of the Titans:
Then came Wrath of the Titans:
(more…)
Apr
26
2012
Transcript :
TV Announcer 1: Welcome back to another edition of the Feud Network Challenge
TV Announcer 2: We’re here in Great Barton, where a massive protest has gathered.
TV Announcer 1: That’s right, there are thousands of people here, all chanting “Lance”
TV Announcer 2: Let’s interview one of the protestors.
TV Announcer 1: Sir, what’s going on here?
Protestor 1: Well, I saw the store’s sign about Lance, and I thought that it just wasn’t right what they are doing to him, keeping him locked up and all…
Protestor 2: Wait, here comes the owner of the building. Let’s see what he has to say.
Store Owner: I thank you for your support, but there is no Lance.
Protestor 3: What? We’ve been tricked!
Store Owner: If you want to help, please buy a photo session.
Protestor 4: Hey look! Someone on the other side of town wants to help Lance W. Designer!
The End
So then, some were shouting one thing and some another, for the assembly was in confusion and the majority did not know for what reason they had come together.
Acts 19:32
Apr
19
2012
As the saying goes: “There’s a lollipop born every minute.”
The midwives said to Pharaoh, “Because the Hebrew women are not as the Egyptian women; for they are vigorous and give birth before the midwife can get to them.”
Exodus 1:19
Apr
12
2012
Transcript:
The Scene: Harry Potter is learning about Quidditch from Oliver Wood
Harry: Oh no! Its wing is broken.
Harry: Quick! Let’s get some glue to fix it!
Oliver: You can’t use glue, you Muggle…
Oliver: Snitches get stitches!
Note:
Please be advised that anyone enforcing the policy of “snitches get stitches” is in direct violation of federal whistleblower laws (see 29 CFR 1960.46) and will be prosecuted.
And withal they learn to be idle, wandering about from house to house; and not only idle, but tattlers also and busybodies, speaking things which they ought not.
1 Timothy 5:13
Apr
5
2012
Transcript:
Package for Some Guy. Sign here please
Sure
(draws a baby swan)
All you did was draw a baby swan…
Yes. That’s my cygnet-ure.
The End
And the swan, and the pelican, and the gier eagle
Leviticus 11:18
Mar
22
2012
By now, you may have seen the shirt that spoofs the WWF:
Panda bears and folding chairs…
While WWF may mean World Wrestling Federation, and it may mean World Wildlife Fund, it has another meaning:
Words With Friends
So I updated the parody to use the other WWF:
The next step is to combine the three so that the one panda is going to smack the other panda with the tablet instead of a folding chair. I might not get to that right away though.
Until then, go buy the shirt at Zazzle or buy it at Printfection.
Sorry about the Zazzle link. Zazzle did not like the design because it may contain trademark violations. Either they are unfamiliar with parody as an acceptable fair use, or perhaps they want to avoid any possibility of even remotely being near a trademark violation.
All the brothers of a poor man hate him;
How much more do his friends abandon him! He pursues them with words, but they are gone.
Proverbs 19:7
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