This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.
May
31
2012
Mr. Smarty-Pants?
Nope!
It’s Mr. Smarties-Pants
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Woe to those who are wise in their own eyes. And clever in their own sight!
Isaiah 5:21
May
24
2012
Have you ever tried to get some information from a hospital or school these days? There are a lot of restrictions and papers to sort through.
Transcript:
Person A : I can answer that question, but first I’ll need to see a copy of your privacy policy.
Person B shows the privacy policy
Person A : Okay, that looks fine.
Person A : Now I’ll need you to sign the HIPAA compliance form.
Person B signs the form
Person A : Good. Now to answer your question…
Person A : I’m fine, thanks. How are you?
The commander took him by the hand and stepping aside, began to inquire of him privately, “What is it that you have to report to me?”
Acts 23:19
May
17
2012
Here are some items for mild amusement:
and
Of course they are available for purchase. You can buy avocadon’t shirts here (or here) or buy avocatres shirts here. Or maybe “avoquatro” flows better than does “avocatres”.
Yet gleanings will be left in it like the shaking of an olive tree, Two or three olives on the topmost bough, Four or five on the branches of a fruitful tree, Declares the LORD, the God of Israel.
Isaiah 17:6
May
10
2012
No, the title is not a typo.
This week’s installment of my attempts at puns:
You will probably agree that Fum of these puns were a little weak.
These were descended from the giants in Gath, and they fell by the hand of David and by the hand of his servants.
1 Chronicles 20:8
May
3
2012
Regarding the current series of Titans movies, the first one was Clash of the Titans:
Then came Wrath of the Titans:
(more…)
Apr
26
2012
Transcript :
TV Announcer 1: Welcome back to another edition of the Feud Network Challenge
TV Announcer 2: We’re here in Great Barton, where a massive protest has gathered.
TV Announcer 1: That’s right, there are thousands of people here, all chanting “Lance”
TV Announcer 2: Let’s interview one of the protestors.
TV Announcer 1: Sir, what’s going on here?
Protestor 1: Well, I saw the store’s sign about Lance, and I thought that it just wasn’t right what they are doing to him, keeping him locked up and all…
Protestor 2: Wait, here comes the owner of the building. Let’s see what he has to say.
Store Owner: I thank you for your support, but there is no Lance.
Protestor 3: What? We’ve been tricked!
Store Owner: If you want to help, please buy a photo session.
Protestor 4: Hey look! Someone on the other side of town wants to help Lance W. Designer!
The End
So then, some were shouting one thing and some another, for the assembly was in confusion and the majority did not know for what reason they had come together.
Acts 19:32
Apr
19
2012
As the saying goes: “There’s a lollipop born every minute.”
The midwives said to Pharaoh, “Because the Hebrew women are not as the Egyptian women; for they are vigorous and give birth before the midwife can get to them.”
Exodus 1:19
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