Dinosaurs grew larger the longer they lived, so you could judge the age of a dinosaur by its size.
Here’s a handy chart to show you, using metric/SI prefixes, how to gauge the relative size of a certain flying dinosaur.
But that drawing is missing an important part of the pterodactyl. So here’s another version:
I’m sure you won’t forget your prefixes now.
I would have kept going, but there wasn’t room on the image for petadactyl. Plus, the version with the silent P would have been ppetadactyl, which is just silly.
Do not rejoice, O Philistia, all of you, Because the rod that struck you is broken; For from the serpent’s root a viper will come out, And its fruit will be a flying serpent.
Isaiah 14:29
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Transcript:
Welcome to the Military Orthopedic Surgery Center
Thanks…I’m here for the tour.
Well, we are glad you are interested in our facility.
Our center is run by two of the most respected surgeons in the area.
They are co-CEOs, and they handle elbows, wrists, knees, and ankles.
We refer to them as our joint chiefs of staff.
And over here are the receptionists.
We split the administrative duties between them
How do I know which one to see?
It depends on which branch.
This is the secretary of the army
And this is the secretary of the leggy.
The End
then let my arm fall from the shoulder, let it be broken off at the joint.
Job 31:22
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No explanation necessary:
Therefore, behold, I will hedge up her way with thorns, And I will build a wall against her so that she cannot find her paths.
Hosea 2:6
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In case you missed this exchange after the halftime show of the Super Bowl, I have noted what Cris Collinsworth and Al Michaels had to say about it. It seems they missed the first part of the show.
Transcript:
Cris: Who was that warm-up act for the Super Bowl halftime show?
Al: I don’t know, but he had a bad attitude
Cris: That’s true – he was being such a pre-Madonna!
Thus they were haughty and committed abominations before Me. Therefore I removed them when I saw it.
Ezekiel 16:50
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Today, I will be demonstrating how to pluralize the word bola:
Now you’ll be tempted to switch the emphasized syllable the next time you see the word parabola. Remember, it’s paraBOla, not paRAbola.
You’re welcome.
Like one who binds a stone in a sling, So is he who gives honor to a fool.
Proverbs 26:8
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The original Mortal Kombat was a video game.
Then in 1995 they made a movie out of it.
Rumor has it that in 2013 they will release a remake of the movie.
Here’s how the Mortal Kombat logo would look if it were re-done out of Australia.
Mortal Wombat could be interesting, if they could get the little fur-balls to look fierce.
On a slightly-related note: anyone else think that the word “marsupial” is best read in a Larry the Cucumber voice?
You’re welcome.
Do not trust in princes, In mortal man, in whom there is no salvation.
Psalm 146:3
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Any introduction I give would be useless or worse, so no introduction here.
Transcript:
Young Bananakin Skywalker started his Jedi training without any experience at all – he was quite green.
As he progressed in his training, his skill increased and he matured noticeably.
Unfortunately, he matured too much and went bad.
He went dark side.
And dark front and middle too.
But Bananakin, in his ripe old age, sacrificed himself for others.
Then he split.
The End
to open their eyes so that they may turn from darkness to light and from the dominion of Satan to God, that they may receive forgiveness of sins and an inheritance among those who have been sanctified by faith in Me.
Acts 26:18
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This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.
