Unbeknownst to the general public, Warner Brothers is releasing a sequel to the popular holiday movie, The Polar Express.
I have, thanks to an unnamed source, obtained the title and the cover artwork, and I am sharing those with you today.
But first, here are some of the reviews from the screenings
- “I loved it!” – Seattle Sun-Times
- “One of the worst movies ever” – Seattle Sun-Times
- “Definitely go see this movie” – Atlanta Tribune
- “A horrible movie” – Atlanta Tribune
- “One thumb up and one thumb down” – Siskel & Ebert
Yes, I know it’s no longer Siskel & Ebert, but I can’t remember the new guy’s name offhand.
from the same mouth come both blessing and cursing. My brethren, these things ought not to be this way.
James 3:10
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Not much to explain here, other than maybe you should read my previous post first.
I know, realistically it should be “sunshine wave” and “cosunshine” and such. But that just sounds too awkward.
If you need help on how to read the above graphics, try this:
I could continue with the sine/cosine/sine wave puns, but I’ll stop here. Feel free to create your own if you want more. Suggestions include spine/cospine/spine wave and shrine/coshrine/shrine wave.
Let your light shine before men in such a way that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father who is in heaven.
Matthew 5:16
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Not much to explain here:
Those who had seen it described to them how it had happened to the demon-possessed man, and all about the swine.
Mark 5:16
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I know he’s kind of stuck with his name, but he could switch if he wanted to.
Thus says the LORD of hosts, ‘Behold, I am going to save My people from the land of the east and from the land of the west;
Zechariah 8:7
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This one’s a little longer than usual, but these puns required a bit more setup.
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Transcript:
(Two reporters on TV)
A: Welcome to another edition of the Feud Network Challenge.
B: We’re in the village of Great Barton for their annual Tall Pub Competition.
A: That’s right, every year the citizens here have 5 days to construct temporary pubs. The pub that can serve the judges at the highest altitude wins the prize.
B: You can say they’re really raising the bar here!
Narrator: The meals for the judges must be prepared at the same height that they are served. This year, the requirement is a T-bone or porterhouse for the main dish.
A: And what’s more, the prize money has been doubled from last year.
B: Yes – the steaks have never been higher!
A: This just in – the rules committee is deciding on a change. The competition, with the buildings partially constructed, is postponed indefinitely.
B: Oh no! This means things will be up in the air for a while.
A: Ow! My stomach hurts!
B: What was the last thing you ate?
A: The only thing I’ve had recently was an awful breath mint after drinking something out of that cask over there.
B: We’ll have to cut the show short today. My co-host is suffering from some horrible ale mint.
They do not drink wine with song; Strong drink is bitter to those who drink it.
Isaiah 24:9
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Everyone seems to focusing on the interchange between Harbaugh and Schwartz this past weekend. But there was also a humorous exchange between Justin Verlander of the Tigers and Yovani Gallardo of the Brewers.
Most people missed that one, but Some Blog Site has exclusive footage of their conversation.
Transcript:
Verlander: So, did your team make the World Series?
Gallardo: No!
Verlander: Oh well…
Verlander: Batter luck next year!
They were disappointed for they had trusted, They came there and were confounded.
Job 6:20
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That’s probably going to be a problem in his line of work.
Then their father Israel said to them, “If it must be so, then do this: take some of the best products of the land in your bags, and carry down to the man as a present, a little balm and a little honey, aromatic gum and myrrh, pistachio nuts and almonds.
Genesis 43:11
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This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.
