This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.
Jan
30
2012
Today, I will be demonstrating how to pluralize the word bola:
Now you’ll be tempted to switch the emphasized syllable the next time you see the word parabola. Remember, it’s paraBOla, not paRAbola.
You’re welcome.
Like one who binds a stone in a sling, So is he who gives honor to a fool.
Proverbs 26:8
Jan
12
2012
The original Mortal Kombat was a video game.
Then in 1995 they made a movie out of it.
Rumor has it that in 2013 they will release a remake of the movie.
Here’s how the Mortal Kombat logo would look if it were re-done out of Australia.
Mortal Wombat could be interesting, if they could get the little fur-balls to look fierce.
On a slightly-related note: anyone else think that the word “marsupial” is best read in a Larry the Cucumber voice?
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Do not trust in princes, In mortal man, in whom there is no salvation.
Psalm 146:3
Jan
5
2012
Any introduction I give would be useless or worse, so no introduction here.
Transcript:
Young Bananakin Skywalker started his Jedi training without any experience at all – he was quite green.
As he progressed in his training, his skill increased and he matured noticeably.
Unfortunately, he matured too much and went bad.
He went dark side.
And dark front and middle too.
But Bananakin, in his ripe old age, sacrificed himself for others.
Then he split.
The End
to open their eyes so that they may turn from darkness to light and from the dominion of Satan to God, that they may receive forgiveness of sins and an inheritance among those who have been sanctified by faith in Me.
Acts 26:18
Dec
8
2011
Unbeknownst to the general public, Warner Brothers is releasing a sequel to the popular holiday movie, The Polar Express.
I have, thanks to an unnamed source, obtained the title and the cover artwork, and I am sharing those with you today.
But first, here are some of the reviews from the screenings
Yes, I know it’s no longer Siskel & Ebert, but I can’t remember the new guy’s name offhand.
from the same mouth come both blessing and cursing. My brethren, these things ought not to be this way.
James 3:10
Dec
5
2011
Not much to explain here, other than maybe you should read my previous post first.
I know, realistically it should be “sunshine wave” and “cosunshine” and such. But that just sounds too awkward.
If you need help on how to read the above graphics, try this:
I could continue with the sine/cosine/sine wave puns, but I’ll stop here. Feel free to create your own if you want more. Suggestions include spine/cospine/spine wave and shrine/coshrine/shrine wave.
Let your light shine before men in such a way that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father who is in heaven.
Matthew 5:16
Dec
1
2011
Not much to explain here:
Those who had seen it described to them how it had happened to the demon-possessed man, and all about the swine.
Mark 5:16
Nov
3
2011
I know he’s kind of stuck with his name, but he could switch if he wanted to.
Thus says the LORD of hosts, ‘Behold, I am going to save My people from the land of the east and from the land of the west;
Zechariah 8:7
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