This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.
Jan
28
2016
Here is a rare photo of Reggie White covering Jerry Rice. He’s all over him, as the sportscasters would say.
The photo is rare because I made it up – pieced it together from other photos. I just wanted to make that pun.
And his appearance was like lightning, and his clothing as white as snow.
Matthew 28:3
Jul
28
2015
Balm shelter.
There will be a shelter to give shade from the heat by day, and refuge and protection from the storm and the rain.
Isaiah 4:6
Jul
23
2015
The winner of the straw poll, with 66.666666666666666666% of the votes is:
Bendy
People praised both its versatility and its usefulness, particularly in helping small children be able to sip a drink without tipping it and spilling its contents.
He trains my hands for battle, So that my arms can bend a bow of bronze.
2 Samuel 22:35
Jul
21
2015
I’ve heard of people taking straw polls before, and with the election year starting soon – or having already started, depending on your location – there will be more talk of straw polls.
So I thought I’d hold my own straw poll.
Which is your favorite type of straw:
A. Normal
B. Bendy
C. Curly
D. Scoop
Cast your vote in the comments section.
So the taskmasters of the people and their foremen went out and spoke to the people, saying, “Thus says Pharaoh, ‘I am not going to give you any straw.’ “
Exodus 5:10
Jul
9
2015
This was a post that I wrote a long time ago with the hopes that it would become a guest post on Stuff Christians Like. I believe that will never happen now, so I’m publishing it here. Enjoy!
Sooner or later, during the journey that you take as a Christian, you are going to be cornered. You will be asked to do something.
If that particular task is not your cup of tea, you will want to refuse. But if you’re like I am, you can’t just say “No thanks.” – you must provide some additional, compelling explanation of why not.
Maybe you are being asked to be on a committee.
Maybe it is expected that you will be teaching the children’s Sunday School class.
Maybe you were voluntold to drive the church van for the teens’ canoe trip.
Whatever the situation, you need an excuse.
And if you need an excuse, you have come to the right place, for I have gathered excuses from the Bible. You can use this handy-dandy list the next time a church activity threatens to reduce your free time. Don’t these people know that you can’t play Draw Something if you are busy setting up chairs?
Since these excuses are from the Bible, your fellow Christians cannot argue with you. Drop one of these, and all they can do is watch is amazement as you walk away, commitment-free.
1. I just bought a field, and I must go see it.
Most church-goers will recognize this as an excuse.
However, anyone who has paid attention to the sermons about this passage will also recognize this as a sham excuse that really means “I don’t really care about you now would you please leave me alone”.
This is a rookie excuse – try to avoid it.
2. There’s a lion in the streets, so I mustn’t leave my house.
This one might backfire because the other person will probably think you were just trying to be funny while referencing Proverbs.
Not the best move either – pick something plausible.
3. I’m not yet 30. Or, I’m over age 50.
Did you know there are approved ages for serving in the church? Seriously – it’s in Numbers chapter 4. Only those between the ages of 30-50 were to work in the church.
4. I’ve been married for less than a year.
God told the Israelites that newlyweds are not to be bothered for a year. Don’t ask them to do anything other than be happily married.
Let’s see if we can work this into the church by-laws.
I would expand this by-law to include the clause that newlyweds are also not to be asked about their timeline for offspring.
5. It’s not my role in the body of Christ.
That is a job for a hand, or at least an arm. I’m the ankle in the church body, so I really wouldn’t be of any use for what you need. But I’ll support you in your efforts.
If you need time to pick the best excuse, no worries there either. Just throw in an “I need to pray about it” and you’ll get at least one extra day.
So, what’s your excuse?
The sluggard says, “There is a lion outside; I will be killed in the streets!”
Proverbs 22:13
Apr
2
2015
It’s that time of year again – spring break!
I will be celebrating the occasion with actual springs.
Between morning and evening they are broken in pieces;
Unobserved, they perish forever.
Job 4:20
Feb
26
2015
Here is a list of things you don’t want to hear your spouse say, if you have small children:
For though I caused you sorrow by my letter, I do not regret it; though I did regret it—for I see that that letter caused you sorrow, though only for a while—
2 Corinthians 7:8
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