Transcript:
Rudolph: I hope I’m in the right line for tickets.
Rudolph: Excuse me, is this the queue for tickets?
Clarice: Yes, it is.
Rudolph: Am I properly queued?
Clarice: You are queued.
Rudolph: I’m queued! I’m queued! She said I’m queued!
Clarice: Very queued indeed.
I know the line is supposed to be “I’m cute!” but due to Rudolph’s cold, it always sounds like “I’m queued!” to me. Next year, maybe I’ll make a similar joke but with Rudolph shooting pool.
My beloved is dazzling and ruddy,
Outstanding among ten thousand.
Song of Solomon 5:10
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This is the second image regarding Jay Cutler. The other image is from last year.
There is a kind of man whose teeth are like swords
And his jaw teeth like knives,
To devour the afflicted from the earth
And the needy from among men.
Proverbs 30:14
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Why are cherry-filled chocolates always friendly?
I’m not quite sure what would make a dessert into a cherry hostile, but I’d guess it involves very spicy hot sauce.
For those who are interested, you can buy Cherry Hostile T-shirts and merchandise.
Be hostile to the Midianites and strike them;
Numbers 25:17
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At a conference/training meeting, I noticed the recycling bins in the break room
They look to be fairly typical, but – as someone who was in school during the 90’s – I felt something was missing. So, thanks to the magic of photo-editing software, I upgraded their recycling bins:
Also, I apologize for the grammar of the title, but if you understood the photos then you’ll understand why I wrote the title that way.
For he adds rebellion to his sin; He claps his hands among us, And multiplies his words against God.
Job 34:37
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I have never heard the whole song “Red Solo Cup” but I have heard a short clip of it for some ad or promotion or something. From my understanding, it was a fairly popular song. At some point, Toby Keith (and his fans) are going to mature and settle down. Trade that Solo cup for a polo shirt. The song can adapt easily, I think.
And if you’re not familiar with the song, don’t worry about it. You can go look it up if you’d like, but then it becomes like explaining a joke after it’s told. Yes, you will get it but it won’t be as funny.
He searched, beginning with the oldest and ending with the youngest, and the cup was found in Benjamin’s sack.
Genesis 44:12
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Watch out for that incomplete stranger – he’s not quite all there.
When they were only a few in number,
Very few, and strangers in it,
1 Chronicles 16:19
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I didn’t set out to make any political statements or economic analysis here; I just heard an political-economic term and it sounded like it could be a feature at a water park. I thought “What other economic terms could be in a water park?” and naturally they divided themselves into two camps.
Here are the features of the socialist water park:
- Soak the Rich splash park
- Slippery Slope of Government Regulation water slide
- Lazy River of welfare
Here are the features of the capitalist water park:
- Trickle Down splash park
- Market Cycle wave pool
- Industrious River of work
- Negotiation and Concession stands
The generous man will be prosperous,
And he who waters will himself be watered.
Proverbs 11:25
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This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.
