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I have never heard the whole song “Red Solo Cup” but I have heard a short clip of it for some ad or promotion or something. From my understanding, it was a fairly popular song. At some point, Toby Keith (and his fans) are going to mature and settle down. Trade that Solo cup for a polo shirt. The song can adapt easily, I think.

And if you’re not familiar with the song, don’t worry about it. You can go look it up if you’d like, but then it becomes like explaining a joke after it’s told. Yes, you will get it but it won’t be as funny.

Watch out for that incomplete stranger – he’s not quite all there.

I didn’t set out to make any political statements or economic analysis here; I just heard an political-economic term and it sounded like it could be a feature at a water park. I thought “What other economic terms could be in a water park?” and naturally they divided themselves into two camps.

Here are the features of the socialist water park:

• Soak the Rich splash park
• Slippery Slope of Government Regulation water slide
• Lazy River of welfare

Here are the features of the capitalist water park:

• Trickle Down splash park
• Market Cycle wave pool
• Industrious River of work
• Negotiation and Concession stands

Wait, why are you talking about economics and money and politics now? We were just discussing the new style guide…

Transcript:

Flashing police lights seen in a rearview mirror
Driver: Let’s hear what the nice police officer has to tell us
Police: You, in the Buick, pull over!
Driver: No!
Police: No?! I wasn’t asking. I said pull over!
Driver: No!
Mr. Rogers: It’s a cardigan.