This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.
Feb
21
2013
Transcript:
Council Meeting
Tonight at 8:00
All in favor, say “Aye”
“”
All opposed, say “Neigh”
“Neigh!”
The proposal does not pass.
Meeting adjourned.
Ever since the horses got on the council, nothing ever passes
They’re just a bunch of neigh-sayers.
All the elders and all the people said to him, “Do not listen or consent.”
1 Kings 20:8
Feb
14
2013
Here is a special edition of SBS, just for Valentine’s Day. Sometimes you’re not on the same page as your significant other. Sometimes it’s hard to know what the other is thinking. Or even saying.
Transcript:
The scene: a couple is holding hands, gazing at a pine tree.
Girl (out loud): I love you.
Boy (to himself): She loves yew? But that’s not even a yew – it’s a spruce.
Boy (to himself): Maybe she just wants to talk about things we like. I know! I’ll tell her my favorite band.
Boy (out loud): I love U2.
Surely you have spoken in my hearing,
And I have heard the sound of your words
Job 33:8
Jan
24
2013
Transcript:
Officer: I’m pulling you over for reckless driving.
Driver: It’s true I haven’t had any accidents…but I didn’t expect a commendation.
Officer: Commendation? No! It’s a ticket.
Driver: A fine? For not having any wrecks?
Officer: No, for reckless driving.
Driver: Right, wreckless driving.
Driver: Just what is “reck” anyway?
Officer: ?!?
Driver: I mean, I know what a wreck is and why I don’t want one.
Driver: But why do I want more reck?
Officer: They don’t pay me enough for this.
Are we beginning to commend ourselves again? Or do we need, as some, letters of commendation to you or from you?
2 Corinthians 3:1
Jan
15
2013
Transcript:
Underling: Sir, we have a problem!
Boss: What is it?
Underling: Our production lines are leaking so our factories are flooded and we can’t make any shipments so we are losing more money than we can afford.
Boss: Wait, are you telling me that we are … insolvent?
But since he [x]did not have the means to repay, his lord commanded him to be sold, along with his wife and children and all that he had, and repayment to be made.
Matthew 18:25
Dec
20
2012
Gingham Style – Psy’s got nothing on Dorothy.
You shall weave the tunic of checkered work of fine linen, and shall make a turban of fine linen, and you shall make a sash, the work of a weaver.
Exodus 28:39
Dec
13
2012
With apologies to Mariah Carey, and thanks to Magix.L for the Caricature font.
But if you want anything beyond this, it shall be settled in the lawful assembly.
Acts 19:39
Dec
6
2012
Given that there will be a lot of people doing a lot of driving this holiday season, I felt some caution was in order. Today’s post is a Public Service Announcement:
Adverb-Man says:
Please Drive Safe
No, I am not cautioning you about your driving. I am cautioning you to make sure that you add -ly to words that modify verbs. Beware the poorly-written signs and announcements this Christmastime.
I don’t want to drive a safe – I want to drive my car.
And I want to do it safely.
Now the LORD was with Judah, and they took possession of the hill country; but they could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley because they had iron chariots.
Judges 1:19
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