This is Alpha, the first-born, when he was 2YO.
This is Beta, the second-born, when he was about 2YO.
This is Gamma, the third-born, when he was about 18MO.
What Style?
Dec
20
2012
Gingham Style – Psy’s got nothing on Dorothy.
You shall weave the tunic of checkered work of fine linen, and shall make a turban of fine linen, and you shall make a sash, the work of a weaver.
Exodus 28:39
Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
All I Want for Christmas
Dec
13
2012
With apologies to Mariah Carey, and thanks to Magix.L for the Caricature font.
But if you want anything beyond this, it shall be settled in the lawful assembly.
Acts 19:39
Holiday Safety
Dec
6
2012
Given that there will be a lot of people doing a lot of driving this holiday season, I felt some caution was in order. Today’s post is a Public Service Announcement:
Adverb-Man says:
Please Drive Safe
No, I am not cautioning you about your driving. I am cautioning you to make sure that you add -ly to words that modify verbs. Beware the poorly-written signs and announcements this Christmastime.
I don’t want to drive a safe – I want to drive my car.
And I want to do it safely.
Now the LORD was with Judah, and they took possession of the hill country; but they could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley because they had iron chariots.
Judges 1:19
You’ve Been Schwartzed
Nov
29
2012
A little bit late, but it’s appropriate for today, the one-week anniversary of the Lions’ being denied a review of the Houston touchdown that should not have been.
Transcript:
The scene: Forsett Middle School, in the cafeteria
Refs: Hmm… Which lunch table?
Ref: I think we should sit over there
Jim Schwartz: I, too, think you should sit there.
Ref: Just because you said so, we are not going to do that
Jim Schwartz: Come on, guys!
Devise a plan, but it will be thwarted; State a proposal, but it will not stand, For God is with us.
Isaiah 8:10
Blue Jay Cutler
Nov
1
2012
And every one had four faces: the first face was the face of a cherub, and the second face was the face of a man, and the third the face of a lion, and the fourth the face of an eagle.
Ezekiel 10:14
Can You Say “Hat”?
Oct
18
2012
All around terrors frighten him, And harry him at every step.
Job 18:11
Not a Real Flower
Oct
11
2012
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and in the lampstand four cups shaped like almond blossoms, its bulbs and its flowers.
Exodus 25:34
