Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

You’ve Been Schwartzed

A little bit late, but it’s appropriate for today, the one-week anniversary of the Lions’ being denied a review of the Houston touchdown that should not have been.

comic of NFL refs changing their minds about something because Jim Schwartz also wanted them to do it

Transcript:
The scene: Forsett Middle School, in the cafeteria
Refs: Hmm… Which lunch table?
Ref: I think we should sit over there
Jim Schwartz: I, too, think you should sit there.
Ref: Just because you said so, we are not going to do that
Jim Schwartz: Come on, guys!

Devise a plan, but it will be thwarted; State a proposal, but it will not stand, For God is with us.

Isaiah 8:10

Blue Jay Cutler

Jay Cutler combined with a blue jay to make a blue jay cutler

And every one had four faces: the first face was the face of a cherub, and the second face was the face of a man, and the third the face of a lion, and the fourth the face of an eagle.

Ezekiel 10:14

Can You Say “Hat”?

Dora the Explorer wearing a hat, making her Fedora the Explorer

All around terrors frighten him, And harry him at every step.

Job 18:11

Not a Real Flower

photo of a collie dog

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photo of a daisy

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photo of collies arranged as petals of a flower to make a collieflower (pun of cauliflower)

and in the lampstand four cups shaped like almond blossoms, its bulbs and its flowers.

Exodus 25:34

Not Camouflage

pun picture of camouflage camel to make something camel-flage

pun picture of camouflage camel to make something camel-flage

pun picture of camouflage camel to make something camel-flage

Isaac went out to meditate in the field toward evening; and he lifted up his eyes and looked, and behold, camels were coming.

Genesis 24:63

Plant Pun

pun picture of a hosta plant with sunglasses saying hosta la vista instead of hasta la vista

You cannot stop The Ferninator

I know, I know … it’s a hosta, not a fern. How about if we say the hosta is a Model 101 and the fern is a T-1000?

For thus the Lord said to me, “In a year, as a hired man would count it, all the splendor of Kedar will terminate;”

Isaiah 21:16

New Look at an Old Proverb

photo of a pride of lions walking in front of a waterfall - pride goes before a fall

Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.

Proverbs 16:18