A little bit late, but it’s appropriate for today, the one-week anniversary of the Lions’ being denied a review of the Houston touchdown that should not have been.
Transcript:
The scene: Forsett Middle School, in the cafeteria
Refs: Hmm… Which lunch table?
Ref: I think we should sit over there
Jim Schwartz: I, too, think you should sit there.
Ref: Just because you said so, we are not going to do that
Jim Schwartz: Come on, guys!
Devise a plan, but it will be thwarted; State a proposal, but it will not stand, For God is with us.
Isaiah 8:10
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And every one had four faces: the first face was the face of a cherub, and the second face was the face of a man, and the third the face of a lion, and the fourth the face of an eagle.
Ezekiel 10:14
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All around terrors frighten him, And harry him at every step.
Job 18:11
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and in the lampstand four cups shaped like almond blossoms, its bulbs and its flowers.
Exodus 25:34
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Isaac went out to meditate in the field toward evening; and he lifted up his eyes and looked, and behold, camels were coming.
Genesis 24:63
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You cannot stop The Ferninator
I know, I know … it’s a hosta, not a fern. How about if we say the hosta is a Model 101 and the fern is a T-1000?
For thus the Lord said to me, “In a year, as a hired man would count it, all the splendor of Kedar will terminate;”
Isaiah 21:16
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Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.
Proverbs 16:18
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